I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm always down for nudity.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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