Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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