I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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