We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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