Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
