is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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