Betty ford says i'm here all night
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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