Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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