He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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