Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
