Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
