Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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