For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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