Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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