we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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