yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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