Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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