Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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