tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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