If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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