So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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