You made me cry and you don't even care
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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