ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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