I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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