Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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