this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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