doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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