Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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