Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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