My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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