Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again