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• (561): View more from Florida

  I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.

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• (707): View more from California

  I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.

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