How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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