But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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