If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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