Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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