"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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