I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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