She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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