The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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