i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This is the high leading the old right now
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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