It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So many bounce houses so little time
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
