My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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