No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't deserve a penis
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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