Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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