I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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