I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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