Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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