So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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