I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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