My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
