found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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