Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She bit a glass in half.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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