She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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