I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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